Article Summary:Busts the myths and gives practical tips on cruising and information on cruise ships.
"A cruise has been proven to be good for your health," announces the captain on the RCI at the end of the cruise. I am nodding my head in agreement! Many of us who take cruises think that's true. I haven't been able to find any documentation, but ocean passage has long been considered the traditional cure for heartbreak to consumption. There's something about staring at the ocean, and being rocked to sleep at night (barely noticeable with today's stabilizers, but it's happening) and the incomparable quiet of a well-chosen inside cabin.
If you've never cruised, you've probably heard lots of rumors. Here are some myths about cruising, and the facts.
Myth No. 1. It's too expensive.
How about 4 days from Galveston to the Caribbean for $299? And because it's a package, you can budget. Included in the base price are all meals, your room, and all activities on board, and you can calculate the tips (and to me, the recommended gratuity is at least half what they should get). It is not cheap to drink and gamble (that's how they make their money - doh) and expenditures on shore excursion and personal services such as massages can mount. You can find cheaper shore excursions negotiating yourself with the local drivers lined up at ports waiting to offer you a better deal (how's $5 a person for 4-hour tour of Island?) Massages on the Russian River cruise (Uniworld) were $20 an hour. Cheapest rates BTW are between the end of August and up to Christmas, but also many "last minute" deals. Get your passport ready so you can take advantage of these specials.
Myth No. 2. Takes too long...
Cruises come in all lengths, from 2 days (the Cruise to Nowhere) to months.
Myth No. 3. They don't go anywhere I'd want to go.
That's hard to believe. According to Cruise Line International Association (CLIA), cruises visit 1,800 ports worldwide and go practically everywhere accessible by water. The Caribbean, Bahamas, Alaska, Bermuda, Europe, Hawaii, Tahiti, the Orient and more. And don't forget the River cruises, the Volga, the Danube, the Mississippi, the Hudson...
Myth No. 4.
I'm not free during the month of ____.
Cruises go out all the time! The Caribbean is wonderful year round, but some locations have restrictions. According to CLIA, you can only cruise Alaska between May and September; to Europe between April and November; to Bermuda between April and October; the Panama Canal, between September and April.
Myth No. 5. It's too risky because of hurricanes.
Official Hurricane Season is June 1st to November 31st. That's half the year. The CLIA states that "ships are equipped with state-of-the-art weather equipment that keeps the crew fully aware of a storm's position and if there's any danger, they simply change course." Personally, I cruised during Isabel, and it was safer than being anywhere on land in the vicinity. We changed course and outran it. My friend Ken, who "cruised" during Vietnam says they would dip in and out of a hurricane in order to wash the ship. Your Captain knows what he's doing and, you know how it goes, with a trillion dollar ship at stake... Of course you may end up in Belize instead of Grand Cayman, but you'll be out of harm's way.
Myth No. 6. I'm not sure I'll choose the best cruiseline.
Having cruised on several lines, I'll tell you they were all good experiences and each had its plusses and minuses. Go online and look around. Consider price, ports, ships (size, age, accommodations), and passengers (number, interests, ages, etc.) I've never spoken with anyone who'd been on more than one line who had a "favorite".
Myth No. 7. Those ships are too big/too small, the atmosphere is too casual/too fancy, it's all boozing and gambling/all high brow culture and museums.
Cruise ships come in all sizes, from under 220' to over 1000', carrying anywhere from 100 to over 2600 cruisers. Some are casual, some old-world luxury. Some have endless activities like at a resort, while others focus on culture. Many offer enrichment lectures (I have served as one many times) with topics from Renaissance art, to self improvement, to strategic financial planning.
Myth No. 8. You get treated differently if you can't afford first class.
Doesn't exist any more. All passengers can use all facilities, even guest lecturers! The price of the cruise is based primarily on the cabin size and location, and there's no way to distinguish when you're out and about. Everyone dines together, and all services are just as courteous.
Myth No. 9. It's too complicated...
Ask someone who's actually cruised to explain to you what it's like in reality. For instance, dress is mostly casual, shore excursions are easy to set up, there are multiple dining options (you can even avoid "formal night" if you like and still eat!), you can get laundry and dry cleaning, there are activities for your children, your bags are delivered to your cabin door... to me, cruising has all the benefits of a trip without about 90% of the hassle - no parking problems, you only unpack once, lots of guidance and people to help you, you can drink because the Captain's always driving.
On our recent River Cruise in Russia (Uniworld), we were absolutely "pampered." For instance at the Hermitage, with the lines stretching to eternity, we were ushered in a side door. Also incredibly healthy meals.
Myth No. 10. All you'do on a cruise is eat.
The "average" weight gain on a cruise is 8 lbs., but I have lost weight on some cruises. It's a matter of choice because there are more healthy food options available than you'd find in an onshore restaurant, as well as exercise programs and equipment, dancing, and rigorous excursion options. Make smart choices and you can come back more fit than when you left, both physically and mentally.
Susan Dunn, MA, of The EQ Coach, offers coaching, Internet courses and ebooks for your personal and professional success. She is founder of the EQ Alive! coach certification program, which has no residency requirement and trains coaches internationally. For a free ezine, email firstname.lastname@example.org.